Sunday, January 31, 2010

TIGER, WE NEED YOU BACK ASAP!

It was a good tournament this weekend. I am talking about the Farmers Insurance Open at Torrey Pines. It did come down to the final hole and Ben Crane made a par for the win.

But, ho hum, I smell boring in the auditorium! No real excitement to see. Nothing that would resemble the heavy rumbling of a Tiger Charge. Not even a Lefty charge or even Ernie or Vijay.

Ben Crane? Who? Is he the new Messiah? I don’t think so. No shred of magnetism there.

Not even Lefty accusing Scott McCarron of slander could generate much excitement.

Tiger, take care of business and get back out on the course. We need to see you pull shots out of your rear, make unbelievable putts and chips, and demoralize your opponents.

Conquer the sex addiction thing just like you conquer everything else and Get Back Out There! They all need you and for goodness sakes, we need some excitement when watching golf. It is all so boring now. No one has your pizzazaz!
Come on back, your fans await you, the King

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